These logs are unedited (except to hide ,,,,,\'s screenname), enjoy
So once I met this really dumb but moderately attractive girl, and we had a little fling or whatever while I was on leave. Then she started talking to me on AIM when I was back in NC, and her retard nature came out in full force. She got really frustrated and apparently types like a primate. Often times when meaning to type ".....[enter]", she would end up typing ",,,,,..", hence my nickname for her. This caused me to cease and desist all contact with her. Anyway, here I am years later, bored crazy, so I decide to message her. I opened with conversation with simply ",,,,,,..". Here is what ensued. Comments by me are surrounded in brackets []
",,,,,,,,,..": why ,,,,,..? you are acting werid ghst374: what be odd ",,,,,,,,,..": well that depends if you have relatives in moblie alabama ghst374: where that leprechaun is?!? ",,,,,,,,,..": i dunno your name tho ",,,,,,,,,..": but i dunno your acting like this guy so if you know me im not sure ghst374: what guy ",,,,,,,,,..": the guy i met that you seemed to match profile with ",,,,,,,,,..": your screenname is alike your in north carliniana ",,,,,,,,,..": you have a goth look ",,,,,,,,,..": and your talking like him ",,,,,,,,,..": he also would do this ,,,,,,,,,/ ",,,,,,,,,..": when i ask a ? or said something ghst374: wierd [intentionally misspelled, to make her comfortable with her illiteracy] ",,,,,,,,,..": so what is your name ghst374: sue ",,,,,,,,,..": whatever ",,,,,,,,,..": i dunno your being werid ",,,,,,,,,..": your acting like this guy and if you are you treated me like shit ghst374: wha...? ",,,,,,,,,..": i dunno tell me your name ",,,,,,,,,..": its not sue ",,,,,,,,,..": your a guy ",,,,,,,,,..": for one how did you get my screen name ghst374: i dont understand ",,,,,,,,,..": who gave you my screen name or how did you get my screen name.. ghst374: the internet ",,,,,,,,,..": yahoo? ",,,,,,,,,..": so i wasnt on your list ghst374: google ",,,,,,,,,..": hmmm well i dunno ",,,,,,,,,..": cause your strange ",,,,,,,,,..": and those guys freak me out ghst374: google guys? ",,,,,,,,,..": usually when you talk to someone you ask a question not ....../ ",,,,,,,,,..": and you did that and this guy that used me who was also staition in the mitarly in NC does that ghst374: that is a religious greeting ghst374: from the LDS ",,,,,,,,,..": who is LDS ghst374: Latter-Day Saints ghst374: of Jesus Christ ",,,,,,,,,..": so is that what you are ",,,,,,,,,..": i dont know that religion but have heard of it ghst374: I am very pious ghst374: I pray for like 3 hours everyday ",,,,,,,,,..": goodness from your profile i wouldnt think that also your picture ghst374: That is ceremonial garb ghst374: we wear it occasionally to ward off the devil ghst374: I need to go pray, brb [I went to smoke here, gone for like 10 minutes] ",,,,,,,,,..": ohhhh ok ghst374: back ",,,,,,,,,..": yea i was seeing what type of people are apart of the latter day saints i dont know much about your people ghst374: my people are kind, and steeped in tradition ",,,,,,,,,..": so what do you people do and belive in ghst374: we believe in the lord Christ and his 13 disciples ghst374: the 13th being Jerome ghst374: and we often wear strange, sometimes frightening outfits to scare the devil away ",,,,,,,,,..": how does wearing scarey outfits scare the devil away ghst374: he fears our righteousness, and scary makeup ghst374: you can read all about it in Jerome's gospel, "Stay so fresh" ",,,,,,,,,..": oh ok ",,,,,,,,,..": seems to me that your into goth ghst374: People often get that impression from our ceremonial outfits ",,,,,,,,,..": so you dress like this everyday ghst374: only on days that are divisible by five ghst374: the 5th, 10th, 15th, etcetera
So here we are again with another logged interaction with the comma comma comma comma backslash villian. No additional notes by me in the text this time. It must be savored, like a wine. Look at it closely and appreciate it's complexities; the creative spelling, the incoherent sentence structure.
(12:13:24) ghst374: what is the name of? (12:13:35) ,,,,,,,,,..: naomi (12:14:03) ghst374: this is sue again. (12:14:25) ,,,,,,,,,..: your that werid dude (12:14:45) ghst374: Because of my religious beliefs? (12:15:05) ,,,,,,,,,..: no when you talk to me you dont talk right (12:15:18) ,,,,,,,,,..: you talk incomplete sentence (12:15:27) ,,,,,,,,,..: so i dont really understand what you saying (12:15:48) ghst374: I talk incomplete sentence like? (12:16:26) ,,,,,,,,,..: well some of your sentences dont make sense so its hard to understand you (12:17:24) ghst374: Oh, I understand now. I am forced to use backwardly worded sentences with you. I will comply, sorry for any inconvenience! (12:17:44) ,,,,,,,,,..: uh ok whatever (12:17:58) ,,,,,,,,,..: im just guessing you have broken english (12:18:44) ghst374: You are probably correct in that assumption, as my word-smithing skills are roughly the same as a four year-old's. (12:19:25) ,,,,,,,,,..: yea its kewl im sort of used to people who have broken english (12:19:45) ,,,,,,,,,..: i grew up around a lot of people that were not english (12:20:08) ,,,,,,,,,..: so i understand most things (12:20:34) ghst374: I see, well I thank you for being patient with my disability. In return, I shall be patient with yours. (12:21:00) ,,,,,,,,,..: and what disabitly might i have? (12:21:23) ghst374: you know.... the one that makes you... (12:21:32) ghst374: It is embarrassing to talk about it. (12:21:51) ,,,,,,,,,..: it is well ok (12:22:13) ,,,,,,,,,..: im a bit lost where this is going (12:22:23) ,,,,,,,,,..: but its cool (12:22:34) ghst374: It's going into the forest, so you may expect to become disoriented (12:22:43) ,,,,,,,,,..: oh ok (12:23:15) ghst374: So if you become a "bit lost" don't worry (12:23:31) ghst374: I am sorry to hear about your parakeet though. (12:23:47) ,,,,,,,,,..: i dont have a parakeet (12:23:53) ghst374: Not anymore.... (12:24:01) ,,,,,,,,,..: no i have a cocktail (12:24:15) ghst374: I'll have another cocktail (12:24:29) ghst374: crown & coke please. (12:25:19) ghst374: So I read about the untimely demise of your parakeet on the internet. (12:25:27) ghst374: I even saw pictures of the grisly scene. (12:25:51) ,,,,,,,,,..: i havent got a clue what your talking about (12:26:49) ghst374: Your FUCKING BIRD DIED AND I WATCHED IT HAPPEN (12:26:55) ghst374: I have nightmares about that night (12:28:26) ghst374: I can't get that bloody feathered mess out of my mind (12:28:35) ghst374: it reminded me of your hairstyle
Amen.
Well, here's the latest. Not quite as funny as the others, but still an important chapter. In this episode, our victim believes ghst374 to be from Cambodia, although he has previously admitted that he lived in "north carliana".
(13:18:38) ghst374: ,,,,,,,.. (13:19:34) ,,,,,,,,,..: ,,,, (13:19:50) ghst374: Tell me all about yourself (13:19:58) ,,,,,,,,,..: like what (13:20:47) ghst374: whatever you'd like to elaborate on (13:21:21) ,,,,,,,,,..: i dunno im a fashion fanatic (13:21:46) ghst374: Really? Well tell me all about that fanatacism (13:22:37) ,,,,,,,,,..: im just into fashion done it for about 7 years (13:22:46) ,,,,,,,,,..: i like to design clothing (13:23:42) ghst374: What type of stuff? Robes and shit? (13:24:12) ,,,,,,,,,..: no more like real clothing dresses gowns pants corsets (13:24:27) ghst374: Robes aren't real clothing? (13:24:44) ghst374: 80% of my wardrobe are robes and togas. (13:25:03) ,,,,,,,,,..: people dont really robes in public (13:25:15) ghst374: I wear robes in public all the time (13:25:31) ,,,,,,,,,..: well then your the first (13:25:37) ghst374: to the mall, to movies, fancy restaurants (13:25:46) ghst374: I see other people doing it all the time! (13:25:56) ghst374: Robes and sandals, like Jesus (13:26:23) ,,,,,,,,,..: i think your eyes need checking on then (13:26:43) ,,,,,,,,,..: people dont go out dressed like jesus (13:26:51) ghst374: Yes the fuck they do (13:26:56) ghst374: I see them all the time (13:26:56) ,,,,,,,,,..: they wear regualr clothes (13:26:57) ghst374: everywhere (13:27:09) ,,,,,,,,,..: whatever (13:27:20) ghst374: How could you deny that? (13:27:30) ghst374: Even in Mobile, AL they dress like that (13:27:36) ghst374: except their robes are white (13:27:43) ghst374: and they wear hats sometimes (13:27:47) ,,,,,,,,,..: yea ONLY in church (13:28:10) ghst374: No... I saw a barbeque one time and everyone there was wearing a white robe (13:28:21) ghst374: They weren't in church (13:28:36) ,,,,,,,,,..: those are called TOGO PARTIES (13:28:48) ,,,,,,,,,..: where they just fuck each other and get drunk (13:28:50) ghst374: To go? Like carry-out? (13:28:56) ghst374: oh... gross (13:29:01) ,,,,,,,,,..: no toga (13:29:09) ghst374: So these white robed men were going to have sex with each other? (13:29:40) ,,,,,,,,,..: those kind of events are just a bunch of crazy people (13:29:49) ,,,,,,,,,..: that cant keep to themselves (13:29:54) ghst374: Weird (13:29:58) ,,,,,,,,,..: people here do not dress in robes (13:30:00) ghst374: that sounds scary (13:30:05) ,,,,,,,,,..: at least not in the mall (13:30:14) ghst374: What do they wear to the mall there? (13:30:29) ,,,,,,,,,..: clothing (13:30:35) ,,,,,,,,,..: dress (13:30:35) ,,,,,,,,,..: pants (13:30:38) ,,,,,,,,,..: skirts (13:30:44) ghst374: ah (13:30:50) ghst374: the topless culture, gotcha (13:30:52) ,,,,,,,,,..: are you from space or something (13:30:58) ghst374: No... (13:31:06) ,,,,,,,,,..: cause that is a stuiped question (13:31:06) ghst374: I'm from Cambodia (13:31:18) ghst374: There is no need to be rude (13:31:20) ,,,,,,,,,..: ohhhhhhhhhh (13:31:27) ghst374: Just because my culture is different than yours (13:31:35) ,,,,,,,,,..: well then that explains it (13:31:51) ,,,,,,,,,..: well maybe if you didnt confused the shit out of me i wouldnt (13:31:59) ghst374: How did I do that? (13:32:09) ghst374: I have seen you Americans wearing robes all over the place (13:32:28) ghst374: they have these rallys and stuff, with a guy on a microphone telling the masses something (13:32:28) ,,,,,,,,,..: well for one your talking about things that dont make a bit of sense (13:32:55) ,,,,,,,,,..: i dont know i really dont care i dont do that bogus fashion (13:33:12) ghst374: oh snap! That fashion is bogus! (13:33:18) ghst374: You are totally right dude (13:33:52) ghst374: Do you make straight-jackets? (13:34:11) ,,,,,,,,,..: i could if i wanted to (13:34:25) ghst374: or those crotchless panties? (13:34:38) ,,,,,,,,,..: there called peek a boo panties (13:35:01) ghst374: You make those?!? (13:35:41) ,,,,,,,,,..: if i wanted to (13:35:46) ,,,,,,,,,..: i can design anything (13:35:56) ghst374: you said you couldn't design robes (13:36:06) ghst374: you should make a website to peddle your wares (13:36:10) ,,,,,,,,,..: if i wanted to i could but why wopuld i (13:37:42) ghst374: So you could make some cash from your wonderful talent? (13:38:00) ,,,,,,,,,..: i may open a store (13:38:31) ghst374: You should call it "Who the FUCK Would Shop Here" (13:38:40) ghst374: I think that would intrigue people into coming in (13:39:00) ,,,,,,,,,..: well im not i already have a name (13:39:21) ghst374: What do you want to name it? (13:41:16) ,,,,,,,,,..: cosmic creations (13:41:27) ghst374: Are you from space or something? (13:41:41) ,,,,,,,,,..: shut up u have no clue (13:42:58) ghst374: I have no clue that you are from space? (13:43:07) ghst374: My clue is that you used the word cosmic (13:43:09) ,,,,,,,,,..: leve me alone (13:43:18) ghst374: that clues me in to the fact that you may not be from Earth (13:43:31) ,,,,,,,,,.. logged out.
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